Pirates of the Vinawalk
Episode One:
The Curse of the
Black Coffee
by
Christopher P Bartlett
CAST LIST

PEDRO THE BLACKSMITH
CAPTAIN WILBERFORCE PONCELBURY-SMYTHE
PABLO THE WELSH PIRATE
TOBY THE SOMERSET PIRATE
SERGEANT BOB
ALF
THE DAMSEL
DAVE THE SIDEKICK
MISTER FANCY PANTS
PEGLEG PAUL
BLOCKADE CHAP
NARRATOR ONE
NARRATOR TWO
Featuring the voice talents of:

CHRISTOPHER P BARTLETT
CHICO VALDEZ
TED POINDEXTER
TIM POSTLETHWAIT
AND
ALBERT STOFFENHEIME
                                                     PIRATES OF THE VINAWALK
                                                   ‘The Curse of the Black Coffee’
                                                         By Christopher P Bartlett
                                             Part One: Something Nefarious Afoot

1. INTRODUCTION

FADE IN:

                                     NARRATOR TWO
                     Prologue. In which the narrator will narrate something.

We hear a hushed silence, frightening in its quietness. Perhaps a few grating notes are heard
faintly in the background. After a moment, we hear the deep booming voice of                        

                                     NARRATOR ONE
                     Legend speaks of a curse so deadly, it’s name is only
                     ever spoken in a whisper. So I should drop to a whisper
                     too. But I like my deep, booming voice and I’m not afraid
                     of some little curse. This curse is the terrible, awful,
                     death inducing
                     (pause)
                     Curse of the Black Coffee
                     (pause)
                     A curse so terrible, that…Aaagghhh.

At which point NARRATOR ONE drops dead. A hushed silence descends for a moment before
the whispering tones of NARRATOR TWO take over.

                                     NARRATOR TWO
                     Yes, a curse so terrible, that its reach extends to all the
                     corners of the earth. Including a colourful place in
                     suburban Japan - The Vinawalk, where a couple of
                     pirates are going about their pirating business.

The sound of a crowded shopping centre can be heard as we
                                                                                                                                                                             
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PART ONE: SOMETHING NEFARIOUS AFOOT


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PART TWO: THE PLOT THICKENS AND SO DOES THE COFFEE

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